The Internuts Podcast! Episode 4.5 - Nothing But Commercials!!!

Hello, friends!  2011 is just about wrapped up and 2012 is laid out before us like a blank page.  As we all know, in 2012 Cthulhu will emerge from the bowels of the Earth to bring about the end of days in a cataclysm of oily water and echoless screams.  SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY CUSACK AND SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!  But let’s not dwell on that.  It’s a New Year so let’s party!  A few of you have been asking to hear all the fake commercials from the show compiled into one convenient episode.  Well, your benevolent Podcast King has heard your woeful cries and he has taken pity on you.  Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

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On a serious note, my little show has been growing in leaps and bounds since September and it’s all because of you nice people.  What began as a sloppy, amateurish operation has blossomed into a sloppy, amateurish operation that people actually listen to.  Thank you so much for doing that, by the way.  If you enjoy the show, please tell a friend about it or include a link on Facebook or Twitter.  Alrighty, Internuts, enjoy the commercials and we’ll meet again for Episode 5!  Happy New Year!!!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 4 - A Dolphin Colon: There Will Be Rape.

Hello, gang!  Whether you celebrate a religious-style holiday or you just love pumping your hard-earned money into our ruined economy, WE HAVE GOT A PODCAST FOR YOU!  Join Thelma Weinstein and I as we host an eclectic get-together in our rustic Vermont cabin.  Perhaps you’ll meet Jim Conrad, the creative force behind the Extra Nuts podcast on this very website!  Maybe you’ll share some eggnog with comedian and writer, Glen Tickle!  Perchance we will shamelessly plug Glen’s websites: http://www.glentickle.com/ and http://www.pretendingtobeontv.com/.  BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!!  We will also be joined by The Ghost of Christmas Past and a mall Santa named Sebastian as we explore the true meaning of Christmas...Jurassic Park sex play.  Check back in on New Year’s Eve for a super-extra-special edition of the podcast and we’ll meet again in 2012.  Happy Holidays, Internuts!!!

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Talking points include: SNL vs. S&M, Sid the Destroyer explosion holes, quiet dirty Hitler, “Plugatory”, baby slingshots, the Higgs boson playground particle, boners in watch pockets, Scrooging the Pooch, Derek Jeter’s basket of beg buds, pyramid-shaped girls, double caps, out of context Jurassic Park quotes, Reese’s Christ, dog juice, and the world’s worst podcast segment (B)Accent to the Future.

As always, a very special thank you is owed to Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) for composing all the music used on The Internuts Podcast.  If your latest project could use some music but you don’t want to be sued by Lars Ulrich, visit http://incompetech.com/ for fantastic, royalty-free compositions.

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 3.5 - Extra Nuts!

Hey gang!  Well, it's crunch time and like everyone else, I am running around like a madman trying to finish my Christmas shopping.  Luckily, friend of the podcast (and future guest?!?) Jim Conrad was kind enough to create another scrumptious sound treat for your holiday enjoyment.   Please enjoy some more of Jim's astounding editing trickery and meet us back here next week for the Internuts Podcast Holiday Spectacular!

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