The Internuts Podcast! Episode 27 - Pro-Am-Lapse: A Christmas Miracle

Season’s Greetings! 

Hopefully your halls are decked, your trees are trum, and your eggs have been sufficiently nogged!  Like many of you, I’ve been tremendously busy during the month of December.  So busy, in fact, that I have had no time to properly edit this episode.  DON’T PANIC.  Think of this as the first ever RAW Episode of The Internuts Podcast!  This time around, your imagination is the editor!  Didn’t like that last joke?  IMAGINE A FUNNIER ONE!  Offended by that racial epithet?  PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED!  Do you wish this was a Game of Thrones podcast?  USE YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE IT THAT!  Join Thelma Weinstein, Glen Tickle, Sebastian the Mall Santa, Karl and Myrtus Whitman, the disembodied voice of James Brown, and myself as we learn the true meaning of the Winter Solstice.  Happy Holidays, friends, and we’ll see you again in 2014!

XOXO,

Chris

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 26 - 100% Cotton and Warm Fudge

 

Happy Belated Thanksgiving, friends! I don't know about you but I am hurting.  Luckily, there is no better cure for your gas pains and stuffing protrusions than a brand new episode of The Internuts Podcast! Joining me this Turkey Day are actor/improvisers Keith Moser and Rachael Lang.  We'll also be enjoying music by Georgia Soul Council. Sit back, undo your belt, mute the football game, and enjoy some comedy chit chat!  Stay safe and we'll seeya back here in December!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 25 - The Fan Fiction Spooktacular!

Happy Halloween!!!  To celebrate this, the scariest of secular holidays, The Internuts Podcast is proud to present EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER OF "MY IMMORTAL!"  If you're unfamiliar, "My Immortal" is a piece of fan fiction loosely based on the world of Harry Potter.  For the last year and a half, the podcast crew has been performing dramatic readings from this literary masterpiece at the end of each episode.  However, all good things must come to an end.  The timeless tale of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway has concluded.  To everything (Turn Turn Turn) there is a season (Turn Turn Turn).  But we're not here to mourn the passing of "My Immortal." We are here to celebrate its legacy and look towards the future!  Relive the twists, turns, misspellings, and legitimate cries for help that made this fan fiction such a fan favorite on The Internuts Podcast.  Have a safe Halloween, my friends, and meet back here for a new episode in November!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 24 - The Second Annual Second Anniversary Sectacular!

Hello! It’s hard to believe but this episode marks the 2nd Anniversary of The Internuts Podcast!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion I’ve chosen my favorite moments from the past year and stitched them into the clip show you’re about to listen to. Thank you very much to the comedians, musicians, writers, actors, podcasters, TV personalities, and personal friends who appeared on Season 2 of show. I owe an extra-special “thank you” to all you nice folks for listening to the podcast each and every month. It’s truly amazing how many people from far-flung corners of the world download this silly show. Alright, gang, that’s it for now. It’s been a hell of a year and I’m sure Season 3 will be even better! Make sure to check back on Halloween to hear a spooktacular special episode featuring Fan Fiction favorite “My Immortal” in its entirety. Until then…HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, INTERNUTS!!!  

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 23 - Chai Tea for Patrock

Where has the time gone, my friends?  It seems like only yesterday that the summer was laid out in front of us like the roast beef station at an Old Country Buffet.  But, like the aforementioned smorgasbord, sometimes too much of a good thing makes us tired and sweaty.  Also, gassy.  Super-gassy.  Much like the crimson leaf drops from the maple tree, The Internuts Podcast is about to shed a dearly beloved segment.  After months of questionable plotting, suspect story arcs, and piss-poor spelling it’s time to say goodbye to the terrible Harry Potter fan fiction “My Immortal.”  I’d like to say it goes out with a bang but, well, you’ll see.  Join Karl Whitman, Sebastian (the former mall Santa), and myself as we bid adieu to summer (and Dumbledork) and say hello to autumn.  Hello autumn!!!

Music this month is provided by Good Old War from their self-titled album.  You can find them on Facebook, Twitter, and their website.  You can follow this podcast on Twitter at @InternutsChris.  Next month is the 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of The Internuts Podcast so make sure to check back at the end of September for a very special episode!  

 

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The Inernuts Podcast! Episode 22 - Fake Commercials!!!

Hi there!  The gorgeous Thelma Weinstein and I are going on vacation in July.  As such, there simply isn’t enough time to record and edit a regular episode of the podcast.  FEAR NOT!!!  Instead of skipping a whole month I’ve put together an extra-special treat for you.  I went back to my roots and recorded a mini-episode of fake commercials and comedy bits.  Think of it as a refreshing palate cleanser.   Enjoy the show and we’ll be back in August with another full-length episode featuring THE EPIC CONCLUSION OF THE INTERNUTS FAN FICTION CORNER!!!  Stay cool, stay hydrated, and don’t trust men in ice-cream trucks!

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The Internuts Podcast! Episode 21 - The Engagement Special!!!

 

Oh, hello.  Welcome to an extraordinarily special episode of The Internuts Podcast!  As you might already know, the lovely and talented Thelma Weinstein and I have gotten engaged!  To celebrate our impending nuptials, Thelma and I sat down a few weeks ago to discuss marriage, wedding planning, and (most importantly) dick pics.  Join us (and a few special call-in guests) and enjoy our love before decades of crippling responsibility turn us into desiccated husks!  

Music is provided by the phenomenal British funk band The New Mastersounds.  Non-Pennsylvanians can check them out on Twitter.  Residents of The Keystone State can see them up close and personal at The Blockley in Philadelphia on August 15th.  Since we're already plugging things, you may as well follow @InternutsChris on Twitter, too.  All the cool kids are doing it.  Well, 50 or so cool kids are doing it...the rest are Korean Spam Robots.  Keep cool, Internuts, and check back at the end of July for another episode!!!

The pixelation has been added.  Everything else is far too real.

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The Internuts Podcast! Episode 20 - Undead Joey Ramone Learns About Capitalism.

Hells bells, it is balmy out there!  Memorial Day has come and gone, ushering out the days of open windows and welcoming expensive air conditioning bills.  Not to worry!  Contrary to Eddie Cochran, there IS a cure for the summertime blues…The Internuts Podcast!  Eddie Cochran doesn’t know shit about anything. 

Listen as I chat with fan favorite Ken Swanson and comedian Mike Logan about the vagaries of zombie sex and the marginal appeal of carnal oil rig casinos.  You can find more of Mike Logan on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Tumblr.  You’ll also be hearing lovely music by The Oh Hellos from their album Through the Deep, Dark Valley.  Enjoy the show, my dear Internuts, and come back for more in June!

Note: I was a little lazy with the editing this month because I was busy PROPOSING MARRIAGE!!!  POW!!!  Thank you Thelma Weinstein for saying yes and making me the luckiest podcast host in the world!!!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 19 - Dylan and the Great Big House.

WE DID IT!  As observant listeners know, I have mentioned on the show before that I play guitar in a band.  Well, now you can actually listen to us!  It is my absolute pleasure to announce the release of Forty Stories High, the debut album by Great Big House.  Please join the band and some special guests as we chat about the album, listen to our exploits from Front Porch Fest in VA, and (most importantly) hear some of our music!  Please enjoy the podcast and make sure to buy Forty Stories High, available on iTunes! 

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The Internuts Podcast! Episode 18 - The Whimsical Vagisnorkel

Hi there, intrepid listener!  This month we're celebrating the circle of life on The Internuts Podcast.  Join me as I talk to returning guest Philip Darrenkamp about bringing life into the world.  I also talk with taxidermist Beth Beverly about turning a goat into a rug.  Enjoy!

Beth Beverly can be seen on AMC's Immortalized every Thursday at 11/10c.  
 

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The Internuts Podcast! Episode 17 - Winnie the Pooh and the Wet Honey Pot.

 

Well, it's February you guys.  Let's not dwell on it.  February is a poop month.  The important thing to remember is that it's almost over and March is practically springtime!  Lucky for you, we've put together the perfect cure for the dark, awful, gray month that you're stuck inside.  It's episode 17 of The Internuts Podcast!  Join Thelma Weinstein, Jim Conrad, and myself as we kick it hard and fight this abysmal month with chit-chat!  Come back in March for an extra-special, celebrity-filled new show!!!

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The Internuts Podcast! Episode 16 - Snoop Garbed the Caramel.

Hello!  The first month of 2013 is in the books and – let’s be honest – you have already abandoned your New Year’s resolution.  DON’T WORRY!  There is one spot on the internet where your fat, lazy, drunk, chain-smoking ass won’t be judged!  No, not Twitter.  It’s right here at The Internuts Podcast!  Join returning guest Ken Swanson, new friend Milo Shaft, comedian Carolyn Busa, and I as we ring in the New Year and journey together to the darkest corners of the internet.

Carolyn Busa has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and will be performing at the Women in Comedy Festival this March.  She is also the co-host of Laughs on Fairmount in Philadelphia.  Music this month is by Dr. Dog.  Pick up their latest album, Be the Void, wherever quality goods are purchased.  Finally, make sure to watch friend of the podcast Beth Beverly on Immortalized (Thursdays at 10 on AMC).  That’s it!  Thanks for listening, friends, and come back in February for more of The Internuts Podcast!

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TV Craps! Episode 5 – Lord of the Rings vs. Twilight

It’s a brand new year so Thelma and I are presenting a very special podcast for your listening enjoyment.  Get ready for episode 5 of TV Craps!  Or should I say Movie Craps?!?  Yes, I should say that!  IT IS MORE ACCURATE!!!  Let’s back up a little.  Thelma and I are fairly well-versed in pop culture ephemera but we still have a few movies that we’ve just never gotten around to watching together.  For months, I’ve been trying to convince Thelma to watch The Lord of the Rings with me.  Thelma agreed to this proposition if I agreed to watch Twilight with her.  Quid pro quo! 

And just like that, a podcast was born!  Listen in as Thelma Weinstein and I subject each other to some of our favorite genre fare.   Gender roles will be blurred!  Patience will be tested!  Hobbits and vampires…living together…mass hysteria!  Enjoy and we’ll be back to talk TV next month.  Happy New Year, Internet Friends!

Note: The audio is a little funky on this one. Sorry about that. But look on the bright side, it's free!

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