Welcome! If you're reading this it means you are either a fan of the show or you are terribly bad at looking for pornography. Either way, it's nice to see you! It's hard to believe, but April is coming to a close and summer is right around the corner. But don't turn on your air conditioning quite yet, stupid! The Internuts Podcast is here to provide you with a little spring awakening! ALL UP IN YO SHIT! Join me, Thelma Weinstein, Ken Swanson, and Whiskers McThehobo as we discover what April is really all about!
Talking points include: phoning it in, the benefits of indoor living, *NSYNC vs Jurassic 5, famous chaperons, poop rings, Chipper Jones' apple cores, midgets or toddlers?, the ultimate meaning of LOST, American-made Kelly Clarkson, welcome to Erf, Kool-Aid mouth and slippery face, scoopa da poopa, toe-jam football, squirrel holmes, elliptical hand-jobs, trading panties for Lunchables, Fred Flintstone = Buffalo Bill, rubbin' shell, and The Internuts FanFic Corner!
Hey...you!!! HEY!!! Yeah, you with the weird face! Subscribe to The Internuts Podcast on iTunes (it may take 24 hours for the newest episode to pop up...be patient, little lamb!). The more kind reviews you write the more we'll be featured on the iTunes front page. Don't forget, this here podcast has a phone number...it's 215-821-9798. Again, that's 215-821-9798. Seriously, save the number in your phone and call the next time you get shitty-drunk. We will keep it anonymous! Remember to listen to My Brother, My Brother, and Me...the kings of Yahoo Answers! Additionally, friend of the podcast (and friend in general) Jim Conrad has a new musical venture...listen to it! And, lest you forget, check out Kevin MacLeod for all your royalty-free music needs! That'll just about do it! Thelma and I are hitting the road in a few short hours so, until May...Welcome to Erf, Internuts!!!