The Internuts Podcast! Episode 7 - March Mayhem Fever...Catch It!

Hello friend!  Spring has sprung and, as so often is the case, a young man's thoughts turn to podcasting.  Well, today is your lucky day because I just so happen to have a brand new podcast for you to listen to!  Join me and fan favorites Philip Darrenkamp, Karl Whitman, and Sebastian the (former) Mall Santa as we frolic through the audio tulips on a lovely spring day.  

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Talking points include: Six from Blossom versus the Kansas City Royals, E'rybody Loves Moesha, 311 Doors Blind, Lukeskywalkerotomies, DVDNA, Fergie's face, fruits and vegetables, guano energy, caffeine blindness, Kites: less fun than sex, God's Mr. Yuck sticker, buffalo sentences, cursive Q's, Lunchables at an orgy, Lithgow in a tub and The Internuts Dubstep Challenge!

The Internuts Podcast is now searchable on iTunes so look us up and leave a review.  Just type "internuts" into the handy search bar.  Give us a call at 215-821-9798 and you can brag to your friends that your voice can be heard on a semi-popular internet comedy program!  Please give a listen to my friend Glen Tickle's wonderful new show Dad, This is a Podcast.  Also, check out the originators and perfectors of the Yahoo Answers bit, My Brother, My Brother and Me.  As always, I'd like to thank Kevin MacLeod for composing the music.  Thanks for listening and I'll see you in April!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 6 - The Oscar Academy Award Criterion Collection Cinema Spectacular!

Hey there, movie fans!  No matter what that cross-eyed rat in Punxsutawney says, spring is right around the corner but before the flowers start blooming we must all observe America’s most sacred ritual. No, not voting.  The Academy Awards!!!  Each February hundreds of rich, attractive people get together to give each other hand jobs gold statues.  To discuss these awards, I’ve assembled a crackerjack panel of movie buffs for Episode 6 of The Internuts Podcast!  I’m joined by returning guests Glen Tickle, Karl Whitman, and Ken Swanson.  I’m also pleased to introduce Donald Sterling who is making his first appearance on the show.  Do we talk about this year’s nominees?  Sort of!  Do we talk a lot more about Back to the Future?  Listen to find out!!!

Spoiler Alert: During the course of our riveting conversation we manage to ruin the endings of Hollywoodland, The Artist, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, The Village, The Happening, and Back to the Future.  You've been warned.

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Talking points include: zeppelin fetishes, Jimmy Page: Secret Asian Man, sad leap year babies, the unwitting cameos of Bob Dylan, Magic Nazis vs. Aliens, the Jon Hamm body swap, Alan Rickman's voice butter, shopping cart deposits, sexy movies titles, Miss Piggy in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Godfather III syndrome, Matthew Broderick: secret murderer, paperclip voyeurs, the dark side of Gordon Bombay, and The Internuts A Cappella Challenge!

Do the world a favor and visit my friend Glen Tickle on the internet.  You can find him here or here or here.  Also, The Internuts Podcast! has a phone number…215-821-9798.  Call it and you might just hear yourself on the next episode.  On a personal note, this tiny little podcast recently passed 10,000 listens.  It’s staggering how quickly this thing has grown and I thank each and every one of you for your continued support.  You are the cat’s pajamas.  As always, I’d like to thank Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com for the use of his wonderful music.  Enjoy and I’ll see you back here in March.  Huzzah!!!

Drop us a line!

Hey folks!  I'm pleased to announce a new feature on The Internuts Podcast!  Thanks to the wonders of Google Voice, you can now call in and leave a message that, if deemed worthy, can be played on a future podcast.  Tell a funny story, let off some steam, or do your best impression and you might just become a minor internet celebrity!  Leave your name if you'd like a shout out or you can remain anonymous.


The Internuts Hotline is 215-821-9798.  It's not toll free or anything so don't call in to read War and Peace unless you have unlimited minutes.


We're dedicating the February podcast to the upcoming Academy Awards so leave a message if you'd like to share some thoughts about this year's nominees or the movie business in general.  Check back in for Episode 6 of The Internuts Podcast! and you might just hear yourself!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 5 - Through the Wormhole...

Hey everybody! How were your holidays? 2012 is officially upon us and the end of the world, as predicted by John Cusack, is just months away. Better start listening to The Internuts Podcast before things start getting hairy!  This month I'm offering an insightful conversation with Thelma Weinstein and Jim Conrad.  As you know, Thelma is my beautiful girlfriend and Jim is the creator of the Extra Nuts mini-podcasts.  But did you know that Jim is also a musician?!? It's a fact, you stupid dummy!  Check it out!  And while you're clicking on links, I'm in a band too!  Alright, that's enough shameless plugging for now.  The Internuts Podcast will be back in February with a special Oscar episode for all you cinephiles. Keep on rockin', Internuts!

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Talking points include: Ryan Seacrest: Angel of Death, Morgan Freeman's wormhole, bat babies, Papa Diddy Pop, being your own step-granddaughter, pornography squirrels, old people in restaurants, tipping carnies, jerking it so right, peeing in a sink, baseball teeth, a plus 6 Scope regimen, geode sex, Anne Frank vs. Haley Joel Osment, fast food pizza, and an exciting new Internuts game!

In case you were wondering about the fantastic music used on the podcast, Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) is the mad genius who offers up these wonderful compositions free of charge. If you ever need to use some music for a project I strongly recommend http://incompetech.com. If you don't visit this website Paul McCartney will sue you.

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 4.5 - Nothing But Commercials!!!

Hello, friends!  2011 is just about wrapped up and 2012 is laid out before us like a blank page.  As we all know, in 2012 Cthulhu will emerge from the bowels of the Earth to bring about the end of days in a cataclysm of oily water and echoless screams.  SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY CUSACK AND SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!  But let’s not dwell on that.  It’s a New Year so let’s party!  A few of you have been asking to hear all the fake commercials from the show compiled into one convenient episode.  Well, your benevolent Podcast King has heard your woeful cries and he has taken pity on you.  Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

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On a serious note, my little show has been growing in leaps and bounds since September and it’s all because of you nice people.  What began as a sloppy, amateurish operation has blossomed into a sloppy, amateurish operation that people actually listen to.  Thank you so much for doing that, by the way.  If you enjoy the show, please tell a friend about it or include a link on Facebook or Twitter.  Alrighty, Internuts, enjoy the commercials and we’ll meet again for Episode 5!  Happy New Year!!!

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 4 - A Dolphin Colon: There Will Be Rape.

Hello, gang!  Whether you celebrate a religious-style holiday or you just love pumping your hard-earned money into our ruined economy, WE HAVE GOT A PODCAST FOR YOU!  Join Thelma Weinstein and I as we host an eclectic get-together in our rustic Vermont cabin.  Perhaps you’ll meet Jim Conrad, the creative force behind the Extra Nuts podcast on this very website!  Maybe you’ll share some eggnog with comedian and writer, Glen Tickle!  Perchance we will shamelessly plug Glen’s websites: http://www.glentickle.com/ and http://www.pretendingtobeontv.com/.  BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!!  We will also be joined by The Ghost of Christmas Past and a mall Santa named Sebastian as we explore the true meaning of Christmas...Jurassic Park sex play.  Check back in on New Year’s Eve for a super-extra-special edition of the podcast and we’ll meet again in 2012.  Happy Holidays, Internuts!!!

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Talking points include: SNL vs. S&M, Sid the Destroyer explosion holes, quiet dirty Hitler, “Plugatory”, baby slingshots, the Higgs boson playground particle, boners in watch pockets, Scrooging the Pooch, Derek Jeter’s basket of beg buds, pyramid-shaped girls, double caps, out of context Jurassic Park quotes, Reese’s Christ, dog juice, and the world’s worst podcast segment (B)Accent to the Future.

As always, a very special thank you is owed to Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) for composing all the music used on The Internuts Podcast.  If your latest project could use some music but you don’t want to be sued by Lars Ulrich, visit http://incompetech.com/ for fantastic, royalty-free compositions.

The Internuts Podcast! Episode 3.5 - Extra Nuts!

Hey gang!  Well, it's crunch time and like everyone else, I am running around like a madman trying to finish my Christmas shopping.  Luckily, friend of the podcast (and future guest?!?) Jim Conrad was kind enough to create another scrumptious sound treat for your holiday enjoyment.   Please enjoy some more of Jim's astounding editing trickery and meet us back here next week for the Internuts Podcast Holiday Spectacular!

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